January 2012
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I'm watching Supernatural.
First five minutes of the Pilot,
THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON
December 2011
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I think we pretty much wrote a crossover episode...
You: My TARDIS is now an Impala.
You: Hello, I’m the Doctor.
Stranger: You don’t look like any Doctor I’ve ever seen, bowtie. More like Bill Nye.
You: Really?
You: Hmm.
Stranger: Yeah, if he made friends with an Eastern Island head.
You: …I’m sorry, but I think I parked my TARDIS on your car.
You: Care to check?
Stranger: ……. Well fuck yeah I’d care...
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Guys I'm so sorry. But you will not regret... →
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Hiatus until further notice?
Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight
Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK-- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.
What I can't do this summer:
Pinole Community (See Neil, now you don’t have to worry about me going on and on about how much I miss a play.)
ASL classes
Why?
Because it’s happening.
I’m going to the UK.
Over a year ago, I had my dreams shattered, thinking I would never be able to go on this trip.
But now… I’m going.
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On Omegle,
Every Skyrim reference.
ARROW TO THE KNEE
2011 is almost over. Inbox me something you've...
This is not what I intended, I always swore to you I’d never fall apart,...
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I feel ghetto/casual/mafia/80’s lolita.
Lets play True or False. Leave me a message in my...
What if Susan Collins wrote The Hunger Games...
touchofromance:
queercakes:
femjeymas:
lazyandsarcastic:
groovy-mutation-luv:
youngstupidandindifferent:
I think I would actually die.
if this happened, I would be so happy.
Can you imagine how often he would talk about cake though? I mean really.
hahahahahha
Wait am I the only one who isn’t like in love with Peeta? Because I really think he’s just okay
^this
“I...
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attractive person: hi
me: who put you up to this
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touchofromance replied to your post: Oh my goodness there is some serious man tushie…
at least it’s not the other side
You’re so right.
But… I’m seriously laughing. I didn’t know man tushie could be so… round.
IT’S LIKE A BUBBLE FIO
BUBBLE
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Oh my goodness there is some serious man tushie all up on my dash.
Ask and you'll recieve!
shoutingorshagging:
Brutal honesty until new years. Hit me. Ask anything you want. Ill answer with complete honesty. One condition - no anons.
Yes. Please.
Twilight is soooo better than Vampire Diaries,...
bulldogsmakebadumbrellas:
HATERS GONNA HATE
<3 YOU HATERS!!! <3 *~*~*~*~*~*~*
Aw, Irene, I knew we’re friends for a reason.
Alright, hacker. Who are you and what’ve you done with my Reenie?
Fuck Yeah, Tattoos!: You guys remember the puppy... →
baaconnn:
This one:
Well, I took him to the vet yesterday. Got his first shots, looked for a microchip (none), and we were on our way. Last night though, he got sick a couple of times and then wouldn’t eat this morning so I took him back to the vet. She felt a lump in his stomach so…
Heartache never felt so… Painful.
I believe it is a certain jerk-like force that has awakened the fighting spirit within me.
Bro, this means war.
I AM GOING TO PLAY PHOENIX WRIGHT.
That or try on clothes.
EEEH, WRIGHT IT UP BRAAH
dumbshit
princess-rosemarie:
So, whoever hacked Kirstie (thowlandinfinite.tumblr.com).. get out.
You’re being immature. It’s not even funny.
Whoever read that post, it’s UNTRUE. Someone hacked her just to set things straight, and even if it was a joke it’s kind of unusual considering the circumstances.
If you’re the person who hacked her please, fuck off &get a life.
thanks.
ORLANDO!
I love you, Orlando!
Sea World and Disney and putt putt golfing!
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...I'm so bored.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my gosh.
Girl, I thought you were done with me.
Trolololol.
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