This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%
my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school
PLEASE REMEMBER THIS
not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.
i will never not reblog this
I think I mentioned this before, I can’t remember though. Maaaan, who doesn’t love sitcoms
First off, Hanji’s sitcom soul mate is 100% Kramer. My dream sitcom for the snk gang would probably end up being very seinfeldesque
Levi and Mikasa as platonic flat mates living in an apartment in the middle of the up-and-coming city of Sina. Hanji lives down the hall doing god knows what and dragging the two of them into it as well. Levi deals with Mikasa’s considerably younger group of friends, including her work friends from the movie theater she works at; at the same time, Mikasa gets heckled into dealing with Levi’s co-workers at the tattoo parlor.
Most of their antics revolve around their friends needs to do the fantastical and fun (crummy “get rich quick” business plans, impromptu diner runs at 3 am, and any other whacky situations) while Mikasa and Levi try to cover up their own sticky pasts from each other (Levi’s past gang affiliation, and Mikasa’s reasoning for skipping out on her foster family) only to find out that they each are holding on to the same secret.
There, a sitcom. Kinda. AKA, the fanfiction I’m trying to write.
yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me